ya boi rin here 2 steal ur heart


I'm Meredith, 18, ENTP, anime piece of trash

this is a main blog and this is an art blog

Formerly starkspangledposterior/ass and ratchethoravioli



xpw:

how do you even outgrow anime

blauerozen:

lunchtimecrows:

At this point I had to step away from the computer because literally

JUST FUCKING GET MARRIED ALREADY

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

64px:

funandflirtynog:

SNAKES DONT HAVE ARMS? THEY CANT GO BOWLING

fuck. there goes my snake bowling team, fuck this

tattooedjehan:

*slams fist down on table* I JUST WANT ALL MY FRIENDS TO HAVE NICE HOME LIVES IS THAT TOO HARD TO ASK

person: how long does it take to get there?
me: 3 songs
john drinkin' red koolaid accidentally in front of karkat
thisismytumblrness

roachpatrol:

phrux:

sstangarang:

accurate karkat characterization gives me life

you goddamn fruit cup

poetry

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.

❝ I’m an adult, but not like a real adult ❞

- anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

smokebullet:

fullmetalboob:

the trilogy 

1st: okay this bitch
2nd: I can’t believe this bitch
3rd: pray for the lord to help this bitch

glmrk-lls:

when I see lbs I don’t say pounds in my head I say libs

tablespoons:

“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING

spenceromg:

like yeah cool we follow each other but when are we gonna date

roisinlikesbooks:

ninthdoctorsbutt:

YESTERDAY EVENING I WAS WONDERING WHY REMUS LOVED CHOCOLATE SO MUCH WHEN I REALISED

CHOCOLATE IS POISONOUS FOR DOGS

WHAT IF YOUNG REMUS STARTED LOVING CHOCOLATE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT KILLED THE WOLF PART OF HIM

just once I want a Lupin headcanon that doesn’t make me want to set myself on fire

viwan themes